I Want To Box My Friend lyrics - Andrew LD

I Want To Box My Friend lyrics - Andrew LD

Verse 1
Let me tell you a story,
i dont like use the internet,
then one day my friend told me,
i'm so like an apek,
sit infront of tv,
what also never get,
he told me to use the internet so i can find awek
now i very angry cause i register in friendster
so hard i upload pictures now he tell me facebook better
so what the heck now la, i also register,
after two weeks later now he tell me twiter!

Chorus:

Ayoooo why my life like this
Ayoooo I want to box my friend
Ayoooo why my life like this
Ayoooo I want to bite his hand

Verse 2

That one never mind, this story even worst,
I try to chating chating, i found this bloody ghost,
she talk to me so nicely, i also fall in love
her picture also nicelah she say want to meet me
then one day she did call me, lets go eat want tan mee
i said ok baby, i might finally meet my lady
then i go to see her, she also look so pretty
untill i went to toilet she was standing and wee wee!

Chorus:

Ayoooo why my life like this
Ayoooo I want to box my friend
Ayoooo why my life like this
Ayoooo I want to bite his hand

Verse 3:

Now he tell me Johny, dont u ever worry,
he very very sorry, he'll find me pretty lady
First i listen to him, i told him properly,
u want to find me lady, i slap your face first nicely.

Chorus:

Ayoooo why my life like this
Ayoooo I want to box my friend
Ayoooo why my life like this
Ayoooo I want to bite his hand